Committing to spend your life with someone is a big deal. It’s good to approach marriage with a clear head, and a clear idea of your loved one’s various quirks, flaws, and behaviors. But even after you’ve said “I do,” it’s inevitable that it will take a while for some of their more annoying tendencies to make their way out of the woodwork. Maybe it’s the way they fold their laundry. Maybe it’s the way the cut cake. There are myriad ways for your husband or wife to astound you with their curious and irritating behaviors. This batch of grievances is chock full of these annoying qualities. They’re also a great reminder that many, many people really have no idea how to open a package. To everyone who tolerates sh*t like this, we salute you.